We always
hear
"The Rules" From
the female side..
Now here are the
rules from the male side.
These
are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON
PURPOSE!
1.Men
are NOT mind readers.
1.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We
need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving
it down.
1.
Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it
be.
1.
Crying is blackmail.
1.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
it!
1.
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1.
Come to us with a problem only if
you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your
girlfriends are for.
1.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all
comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1..
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you
sad or angry, we meant the other
one
1.
You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not
both.
If
you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1.
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
..
1.
Christopher Columbus did NOT need
directions and neither do we.
1.
ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not A colour.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.
1.
If it itches, it will be
scratched. We do that.
1.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's
wrong.
We
know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't
want to hear.
1.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really
1.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such
topics as FOOTBALL or
motor
sports
1.
You have enough clothes.
1.
You have too many shoes.
1.
I am in shape. Round IS
a shape!
1.
Thank you for reading this.
Yes,
I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But
did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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