
Chap stick.
Metholateum.
Lip balm.
That is what.
My Dad was drafted into the Navy during WWII.
He had to leave his beloved dairy cows and farm...oh, and his wife and baby.
Not that he wasn't patriotic.
He was.
He just has other things going on in his full-to-the-brim life.
One thing I remember him telling me about boot camp - besides going through the chow line and having them dump his apple pie upside down on top of his meat and potatoes (Dad didn't like his food to touch - not even casseroles or soups, he liked his food seperated on his plate - Hello Jackson! - you came by it honestly) was that he developed a big nasty cold sore.
(Could the grammar police fix that sentence for me, please - Brigette you teach school, help me out here)
He had cold sores.
I remember one he had that was so big and painful.
Oh.
Miserable.
When had developed at boot camp he would have given a ten dollar bill to anyone who would sale him some metholateum.
Of course, non was to be had.
When I did my first Farm Chick show.
I thought I was prepared, but about midway.
I needed me some metholateum.
I found this apron on a walk with RR. (True story - genuine road kill)
I imagine someone on the way home from work...tossed it out the window and said you can take this job and shove it.
It was filthy and smelled like - well like grease,
and had brewery type labels on the front.
But nice and sturdy, big deep pockets.
Pockets to hold me some metholateum.
I just put some 'stitchies snippets' over the logos.
p.s. I am liking the p.s. think lately, did you notice?
p.s.s. The items strewn in the background have been hosed off and are going to the show with us.
p.s.s.s. I hope it doesn't rain too much.
p.s.s.s.s. I still use metholatum every night..lips..and nostrils. I love that word nostrils. And I have personally witnesses my sisters do the same thing. Always lips then nostrils. That order is important.