Regardless of any bad experiences we've had with the medical profession. Oh, I know we all go to a doctor we are dissatisfied with from time to time or leave a doctors office scratching our head, thinking, "What did he/she say?" or "I paid good money for THAT?"
That is not the conundrum; conundrum - anything that puzzles, I know, you know the meaning of the word - I just needed to say it in more than one way..conundrum? puzzled?, there I said it even twice more..oh..I could say it like ten more times and still feel - well, puzzled?
The conundrum is which is worse the 'rupture' or the cure?
Remember I suggested that I'd like to try all the recipes in this great old book my great grandmother made? No longer baby...there is no way - not even a chance, given that the book also contains
Remedies.
That's right fellow friends of all things vintage. Remedies. Vintage. Remedies.
As politely as I can say, this is snake oil. Remembering the book was put together in the late 1800's early 1900's and penicillin wasn't even widely available until 1926, I guess snake oil was a welcome chance to feel better, get cured, be done with it.
So now without further dilly-dallying, filibustering, postponing here is the cure for rupture, and by the way, I think I know what is meant by rupture - but let's just leave that to each person's interpretation. Spelling it out at this juncture may be a bit untoward, if you know what I mean.
Rupture Cure - exactly as written in "My Grandmother Made a Book".
Rupture Cure -(requested) --Boil fifteen eggs hard, remove yolks and cut them up and put them into spider. Put over a slow fire and stir constantly gradually increasing the heat. It will soon dissolve into a creamy looking substance which as the fire grows hotter, turns brown and looks like coffee grounds. Stir rapidly all the time. It will smoke and smell terrible and you will feel sure it is burned up but keep at it patiently and after a while it will dissolve into a black oil. Strain and bottle this. Apply this oil every night, making sure the rupture is back in place. Every morning make a healing salve, made as follows. Mix together a little new unsalted butter with one quarter as much beeswax and after melting add a few drops of oil of spike. This is very healing and prevents the rupture getting sore on the outside. This treatment is to be continued three weeks or more. I have used it with good success on ruptured colts. Mrs C.R. Powers, N Dak
Another conundrum - whether to laugh myself silly reading this or feel sorry for our ancestors who had no other medical help.
A conundrum indeed.
I also read a great little blog post about something similar. Oh, ladies and gentleman. I have to say thank you for the corner WalMart and modern medicine!