I never, well, I can't say never because that isn't really true - but I hardly ever, well, maybe that isn't true either, but let's just put it this way I don't buy near as many candy bars as I'd like. Most the time, I want one or see one, I don't buy it. For one simple reason, I would eat it. It isn't that I can't afford it, or I don't want it, or I think it is unhealthy. I just plain and simple would eat it! Don't want a fatter body. I absolutely love candy bars. I have a couple favorites but I'll eat anything. My favorites usually involve chocolate, carmel and nuts. Yesterday I felt a little sorry for myself, being in Walmart on Saturday, and all....AND I was on a service oriented mission and so felt I could justify a candy bar, after all, I kind of deserved it, didn't I? And I guess the 'thing' that really tipped me over the edge is I was buying a couple candy bars for Mary. You know standing there looking at them, fondling them, thinking about them, imagining what SHE might like, analyzing which ones were the best, I remembered she likes KitKats (not my favorite, but like I said, I will eat one.) SO....I bought ME an almond snickers, which happens to be one of my favorite. I didn't eat it on the way home, no, no, no. I waited...got all my stuff in. Finally the time to eat...oh, yum....and it is like 12:45 and so I am pretty hungry which makes the eating of it even more delightful. No way am I eating a sandwich first - and losing the full enjoyment of eating that puppy when I am hungry. And to make it even more delightful if that is even possible....it was hot yesterday and the said candy bar is sorta soft. Now- not all melty and stuck to the wrapper soft, no, it was just soft, like not hard, like ready to melt in your mouth soft. So not only is the tasting experience the best, the tactic is also the best. Okay...I need to savor every bite. So....I decided to spead it out..not just gobble it up like a greedy fat monster. I take one bite...oh, my heavens, it is even better than I remember. Soft, chocolately, and with a big almond as a surprise party in your mouth sort of thing! I decided to drag this out as long as possible. Put some groceries away - take another yummy bite - check email - take another smallish bite - putter tidying up - another bite - check the mail - another bite - but - and this is important, this bite I avoid the last almond saving it for the last bite, like Jilly would do. Then I go to garage, do some other stuff, NOT EATING LUNCH, I don't want to pollute the delightful taste in my mouth. Now....I go to take the last delicious, yummy, nut filled bite....and....I CAN'T FIND IT. The last yummy bite - where did I set it down, the bedroom, the bathroom, by the computer, in the garage, downstairs, in Ricks room? WHAT! I can't find it...check the garbage, yip, the wrapper is there...with NO tasty delicious soft last bite inside. This gives an entire new meaning to the word - search! You know like search the scriptures. I look for an hour...my mouth perched, my stomach waiting, my body wanting. NOPE.
Still haven't found it...and you are thinking, well, you probably ate it....believe me, I would know if I ate it! I has disappeared - for now. Don't worry folks, I am still looking! and my mouth is ready at any unexpected moment.